Saturday, September 13, 2014

NFL "survivor" league, part 2

Here are the results of the "survivor pool" featuring 32 members of the various circles of Buddy Wayne Barefoot.  Remember that the competition ends when "their" team loses, and the eventual winner goes to Super Bowl XLIX in Glendale, AZ.

Eliminations are in exact chronological order based on the time that the games officially ended.
  • Wayne VandenLangenberg - eliminated Sep. 4 (Packers lost, 16-36, to Seahawks)
  • Shandi Finnessey - eliminated Sep. 7 (Rams lost, 6-34, to Vikings)
  • Alonzo "Popeye" Barefoot - eliminated Sep. 7 (Redskins lost, 6-14, to Texans)
  • Bobbington Brandt - eliminated Sep. 7 (Raiders lost, 14-19, to Jets)
  • Harvey Barefoot - eliminated Sep. 7 (Chiefs lost, 10-26, to Titans)
  • Brooke Liptrap - eliminated Sep. 7 (Ravens lost, 15-21, to Bengals)
  • Barbie Blank - eliminated Sep. 7 (Jaguars lost, 17-34, to Eagles)
  • Dylan Bryan-Brown - eliminated Sep. 7 (Patriots lost, 23-33, to Dolphins)
  • Bunky Barefoot - eliminated Sep. 7 (Bears lost, 20-23, to Bills in overtime)
  • Rob Ritchie - eliminated Sep. 7 (Browns lost, 27-30, to Steelers)
  • Krista Bamburg - eliminated Sep. 7 (Saints lost, 34-37, to Falcons in overtime)
  • Hylton Tripp - eliminated Sep. 7 (Buccaneers lost, 6-20, to Panthers)
  • Billy Bob Ribble - eliminated Sep. 7 (Cowboys lost, 13-28, to 49ers)
  • Beanblossom twins - eliminated Sep. 7 (Colts lost, 24-31, to Broncos)
  • Melanie MacMelville - eliminated Sep. 8 (Giants lost, 14-35, to Lions)
  • Blinky Blink - eliminated Sep. 8 (Chargers lost, 17-18, to Cardinals)
  • Josh LoMonico - eliminated Sep. 11 (Steelers lost, 6-26, to Ravens)
Of this week's remaining games, only three have undefeated teams playing each other and one of them is especially intriguing: a "Barefoot Bowl" between the Lions, the team chosen by Rev. Ralph, and the Panthers, the team chosen by co-resident and nephew Bobby Ray.  Another game will see either Brittany Ramos advance with the Dolphins or Brandon McLamb with the Bills, and the other battle of unbeatens is the Falcons (chosen by Lyman Bowling, Jr.) at the Bengals (Brittany Raylene).

Nine others are possible elimination games: Bears vs. 49ers (MacMoose brothers) on Sunday night in the official debut of Levi's Stadium, Eagles (Deb Holmes) vs. Colts on Monday night, Patriots vs. Vikings (Luke Muellerleile), Cardinals (Billie Barefoot) vs. Giants; Cowboys vs. Titans (Bubba Brister), Seahawks (Brian Warner) vs. Chargers, Chiefs vs. Broncos (Buddy Wayne Barefoot), Jets (Beth Barefoot) vs. Packers, and Texans (LaBundrick Plumpkin) vs. Raiders.

The other three games have no bearing on the contest, as both contestants were ousted with losses in Week 1: Saints vs. Browns, Jaguars vs. Redskins, and Rams vs. Buccaneers.

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