This may 'blow' up in Bunky's face

Oops!  It seems that Bunky Barefoot, Buddy Wayne's first cousin and proud prankster, has "hijacked" this blog and is now posting this story, which he insists is true, about a "dirty girl" and her billboard in one of Bunky's favorite cities.  Once the rest of his devout Baptist family sees this, look out! - D.H.


LAS VEGAS - "BLOW ME."

A lovestruck recent high-school graduate has bought space on a 80-foot-high billboard in the middle of the Strip with a clear message that has everyone talking.

Alecia Amy Moore convinced her parents to spend $10,000 on the billboard to commemorate her 18th birthday and it now can be seen outside the Fashion Show Mall across from the Wynn/Encore resort complex.  She did it, she says, to have fun with her name and with her namesake's number one song.  She even went so far as to suit up in a lacy pink dress with a pink cap worn backwards, as the other Moore is known throughout the world as P!nk.

Of course, not everyone is amused.  Not only are there the protests from religious leaders and conservatives in the public eye, but of course P!nk herself is unhappy.  In a statement, she wrote, "'Blow Me (One Last Kiss)' is clearly an angry breakup song in response to an abusive man.  For someone else to twist the message in this perverse way is an outrage."  Harvey Levin of TMZ, himself a former lawyer, replied, "A cease-and-desist order is all but certain here."

Alecia says her parents, after being enraged early on, have finally accepted it.  "I've gotten maybe 1,000 people reach me by phone, tweet, Facebook since this has come up," she told the Las Vegas Review-Journal.  However, she's not looking to join the ranks of local call girls who often pass out small cards to tourists on the Strip.  "I want serious inquiries only!"