Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Our "12 Days of Christmas"

On the occasion of the first Christmas of this blog, I have comprised a version of one of the all-time standards, and it's a simple one: "The 12 Days of Christmas."

All one has to do is to list a few favorite things and make them fit the song. In fact, I'll jump right to the end:

On the 12th day of Christmas, Althea gave to me:
  • 12 vintage race cars
  • 11 (musical) notes from Blondie
  • 10 lovely porches
  • 9 trees of plump fruit
  • 8-second bull rides (Billy Bob)
  • 7 bluegrass masters (Spears Family Band)
  • 6 pounds of "pigmeat" (barbeque)
  • 5 peanut butter pies
  • 4 singing sirens (Barenaked Ladies)
  • 3 barn dances
  • 2 beautiful babes (Boogerberger twins)
  • And a superhero hillbilly!
Merry Christmas and happy holidays, everyone!

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