Our "12 Days of Christmas"

On the occasion of the first Christmas of this blog, I have comprised a version of one of the all-time standards, and it's a simple one: "The 12 Days of Christmas."

All one has to do is to list a few favorite things and make them fit the song. In fact, I'll jump right to the end:

On the 12th day of Christmas, Althea gave to me:

• 12 vintage race cars
  
• 11 (musical) notes from Blondie
  
• 10 lovely porches
• 9 trees of plump fruit
  
• 8-second bull rides (Billy Bob)
  
• 7 bluegrass masters (Spears Family Band)
  
• 6 pounds of "pigmeat" (barbeque)
• 5 peanut butter pies
  
• 4 singing sirens (Barenaked Ladies)
  
• 3 barn dances
  
• 2 beautiful babes (Boogerberger twins)
  
• And a superhero hillbilly!

Merry Christmas and happy holidays, everyone!