It's been a year since "Gone Barefoot" ended. Now what?

(Revised on 6/21/2019 with a new scenario for Bunky.)

Last year, I revised hypothetical summaries of all seven seasons of Gone Barefoot, the "reality docuseries" I created around my characters.

I have since come to realize that one thing was missing from the final episode at the end of the series: the title sequence that explains what happens to the clan once the cast bows to the audience and the curtain is drawn at the King David International Cultural Festival.  Here's what it would look like:

• Brandy is hired for a new show in the New Jerusalem called The History of Dance along with her partner Hylton Tripp.
• Bunky returns to the parkour circuit.  He enjoys the world travel as much as the competition.
• Popeye continues to juggle time between singing with his sons, playing bunco, and relaxing on his boat.
• Annie shares her experiences with the Barefoot Mommas Club and plans new events.
• Ralph is still pastor at his local church, but enjoys hunting and fishing as much.
• Harvey returns to being jack-of-all-trades at the family workshop and being captain of the football team.
• Miss Hambone decides to sell her pro wrestling promotion and cut back on her performances so she can be a youth pastor full time.
• Bryson has moved to Colorado and is living out his dreams of being a cowboy.
• Brenda has discovered the world of competitive cooking and now brings her unique barbeque and ice cream recipes to judges everywhere.
• Bobby Ray resumes his farm work, Jennifer continues to write her Ella Nellie Bell Littlebridge stories, and Belinda has signed a new deal with Netflix for her continuing adventures of  Little Red Robin Hood.
• Buddy Wayne returns to running the farm by day, and playing his acoustic guitar every night.  He and Brittany Spears still see each other occasionally - and have tattoos of each other!

Gone Barefoot show summaries (re-issue of season 7)

Here it is, the final dramatic season!

#79 - Jan. 7, 2018: "The Great Invitation"
It starts out as another ordinary day in the house of 13, until mailman Braylor delivers news that could change everything.  A newsletter tells of plans for the King David International Cultural Festival, which will be the largest gathering of entertainers and cultural interpreters ever assembled.  It will take place in New Jerusalem later this year.  The United States will be one of the countries that will have a full-scale presentation, and auditions will take place to determine the performers.  Buddy Wayne immediately fills out the paperwork and sends it back to the State Department, which is endorsing the contest.  Also, Brandy and Hylton take on some familiar foes at a ballroom dance competition in Germany, and Brenda unveils her new Southern-cuisine cookbook at a local five-and-dime.
#80 - Jan. 14, 2018: "The Audition"

B.W. attends the Southeast regional audition for the KDICF at the historic Fox Theater in Atlanta.  After a pitch-perfect version of the Hank Williams classic "Hey, Good Lookin'," B.W. easily advances to the next round.  Meanwhile, farm work continues at home; Ellie becomes mother to a baby calf, Noah's whole class goes out to harvest paw paw trees, and Bunky goes into town to buy new one-man band equipment.
#81 - Jan. 21, 2018: "Mud Lovin' Hambone"
Hambone is a first-time guest at Mingo Mud Bog, a recreational facility for cars and trucks located in Sampson County operated by the Phillips family, some of whom she has known for years.  She ends up competing in a race that could net her a few thousand dollars, which would help her pay for her youth ministry.  In fact, this episode is full of competition: Popeye, Ralph, and Harvey compete at a local contest of gospel singers, cousin Beth plays along with a British televised baking competition (which she thinks she can win), and Big and One Man Gang have their rematch at Aftermath, a pay-per-view of Miss Hambone's Ultimate Championship Wrestling.
#82 - Jan. 28, 2018: "Someone Has to Love the Bad Guy"
Hambone stuns the family again.  This time, Mark "One Man Gang" Palmertree, who plays the worst villain character in UCW, proposes her hand in marriage, to which 'Bone accepts!  When asked why, she merely replies with the phrase that is the title of this episode.  We also have another race at Bentonville Speedway, this time with Bill Miller, the successful race-car driver who is the source of Bunky's nickname. Finally, Popeye uncovers another singer in the family tree and we meet him at his home in Florida.
#83 - Mar. 11, 2018: "Striving Toward a Dream"
(The program had been suspended due to Super Bowl LII, the 2018 Winter Olympics, and the 90th Academy Awards.)
Buddy Wayne goes through two more grueling rounds of auditions, one a week-long "boot camp" at the Smithsonian Institution in Washington, D.C. and then one more solo performance showcasing his singing talent.  After that round, he goes backstage to await the results.  In addition, Brandy is honored with a special night by the Carolina Hurricanes, the pro hockey team she once worked for; and two more cousins - Betty Lou and Lindsay - prepare the Barefoot Mommas Club for their next event with treatments at the cousins' salon.
#84 - Mar. 18, 2018: "A Dream Comes True"
Buddy Wayne makes the walk of judgment to a backstage room.  There, he gets the word from the judges that he has been chosen to appear in America's show at the King David International Cultural Festival!  He is among 15 or so acts chosen from all over the country to perform in a show for which the details will be arranged soon.  B.W. then calls everyone on a cell phone, and through a bullhorn connected to a secret electrical outlet, the rest of the house gets the news.  Brenda cries openly, the kids are giddy, and the other adults are besides themselves.
#85 - Mar. 25, 2018: "Show Preparation"
At Buddy Wayne's suggestion, all 13 members of the clan living at his house will be given roles in the show, to be called Back Down Home because, as he says, "we want to celebrate America going back to its roots, which are down home [in the country]."  It will involve gospel singing by Popeye, Ralph, and Harvey; a Bible reading by Brenda, Annie, Jennifer, and Brandy; a ballroom dance by Brandy and her partner; a one-man band parade led by Bunky; a Wild West skit starring Bryson; and a body percussion performance by Hambone.  The closing act will be a new song of the same name as the show, sung by B.W. and Brittany Spears off B.W.'s lyrics.  He will incorporate classic country, bluegrass, and blues influences.
#86 - Apr. 8, 2018: "Their Turn to Shine"
(There was no episode the previous week due to Easter.)
Brenda is grand marshal of Benson Mule Days, as the celebration continues of the New Jerusalem show.  Beth goes to the North Carolina State Fair, where she wins a number of awards for her baking skills and performs a series of popular demonstrations.  Elsewhere in the family tree, cousin Sammy Bizzell goes to Los Angeles to film the latest season of America's Next Top Model.
#87 - Apr. 15, 2018: "Take Care - TCB"
While preparing to go to the New Jerusalem show, B.W. has to make sure that his farm duties are not neglected.  He decides to name the new family calf Emma and invites cousin Nathaniel Bunn - a champion breeder - to take care of her full-time.  Meanwhile, the kids - not only Belinda and Bryson but also a number of schoolmates - sweep all the fruit trees to make sure all the trees are harvested properly.  But there's still time for some fun, as Brenda joins Annie at the Beasleys' fashion show in Benson.
#88 - Apr. 22, 2018: "Fore and After"
Bud Strickland joins in the well-wishes at the annual golf tournament fundraiser for Strickland's fund that helps pay for athletes' uniforms, playing equipment, and even college scholarships.  He gives them a pin that depicts a cardinal that he wants Buddy Wayne to wear during the show.  As for his golf game, it's lacking, but he somehow gets Dennis Herring - a cousin and college golf coach - to be his partner in the best-ball competition!  Jennifer's second book - a thriller based in Charleston just before the start of the American Civil War - is published, and Harvey and Bryson work on improving the treehouse.
#89 - Apr. 29, 2018: "Sending Off"
The clan experiences the first taste of what they are about to experience as they make publicity appearances on TV and radio shows across the country.  They also make time to attend what is the equivalent of a bachelor party, as Benny (another of the cousins) plays 1950s versions of popular hit songs and cracks jokes at his club, Brother Love's.
#90 - May 6, 2018: "Countdown to Back Down Home"
After a long plane flight, the clan show up in Jerusalem and spend a night in their hotel.  The next few days are spent in extended rehearsals, at which B.W. and Brittany have trouble nailing their new duet, Brenda worries about re-enacting her first encounter with Bryson (until she's assured it's on videotape), Bunky struggles with his one-man band music, and Hambone worries about, well, everything.  Meanwhile, Ralph attends another one of the King David shows and has a crush on one of the dancers in Ireland's show, and Popeye nonchalantly completes a very long crossword puzzle.
#91 - May 13, 2018: "Back Down Home: The Show (3 hours)"

This episode features the entire completed show, which lasts nearly two hours and is presented commercial-free.  It starts with some warm-up comedy, and continues with performances, speeches, and reflections from all 13 as well as their extended clan, friends, and co-workers.  Highlights included a grand parade of American heroes and icons, Miss Hambone's finest performance ever, a Biblical reading, and the world premiere of the title song in which bluegrass, blues, and classic country music come together.  This is followed by a live panel discussion with everyone.

Gone Barefoot show summaries (re-issue of season 6)

I apologize for taking this long to finish the revised series, but here goes, I'm almost done...

#66 - Jan. 1, 2017: "We Are the Good Pirates"
As a reward for the students at the Overshot school, including Bryson and Belinda, at the end of the year, Popeye organizes a cruise of Rose Pond and a mock pirate attack.  The unsuspecting victims are actually Katie Lynn (a fourth cousin of some of the residents) and other professional actors.  After the "invasion," LaRayne McLamb (another fourth cousin) performs for the children at a nearby house.  Meanwhile, B.W., Belinda, Bryson and Amy (cousin of B.W. and Bryson's school crush) go to Bentonville to visit a petting zoo and watch pig races, and Blake (brother of Brandy and Bunky) competes in the U.S. Games in Indianapolis, throwing the javelin.
#67 - Jan. 8, 2017: "North, the Rush Is On"
Miss Hambone organizes a going-away-for-now and reveal party at Rose Pond.  In front of family, friends, and neighbors, she asks Beth the baking cousin to bring out a cake that she made.  The filling would be purple and green if she chose to go to Louisiana, or two shades of blue and silver if she picked Alaska.  It was blue and silver.  Hambone explains that she is in love with Gabe Brown and that maybe they can settle down and have children.  Also, there is a flashback to the previous spring as the boys battle it out in the fishing derby.
#68 - Jan. 15, 2017: "A New Gig"
Buddy Wayne joins Popeye, Ralph, and cousin Boo Boo in a frog hunt at Rose Pond.  The four set traps in order to gig the frogs, or catch them by the legs.  Afterward, the frogs are the centerpiece of a delicious dinner; B.W. tells the rest of them, "I wish I had done more of that before, but hey, I should do this more often!"  Popeye adds, "That's the good ol' boy I wanted to see all along!"  Meanwhile, Bryson collects more stuff for his treehouse, and lots of cousins, aunts, and uncles salute Bunky at a BBQ as he returns from Sydney.
#69 - Jan. 22, 2017: "Punkin' Pie"
So much for Hambone's plans to go to Alaska; at the last minute, she decides that this family farm is more important and decides to stay home.  (Reportedly, the real reason is a dispute over who would hold the video rights to film her time together with Gabe.)  So with that, she decides to go on a prank trip in the neighborhood with cousins Brookie Barefoot and Sammy Bizzell.  They spray much of Meadow with Silly String, toilet paper, and shaving cream; then they end up at an old barn and blow it up with explosives.  Brandy and Hylton, meanwhile, settle in at their new home in Greenville where they live with Hylton's parents and brother.
#70 - Jan. 29, 2017: "Statue, No Limitations"
Buddy Wayne has a statue of himself designed and erected.  First, he goes to Montreal to meet the designer and approve of his work, then it is on to the Singing Grove in Benson for the dedication.  The statue shows him running straight-ahead at full stride with a checkered flag, as he cradles a guitar over the shoulder; this represents the championships and awards he has won as a race-car driver and as a recording artist.  Cousin Blake, meanwhile, considers several scholarship offers to play college football.
#71 - Feb. 12, 2017: "Fouled Out?"
(There was no episode the week before due to Super Bowl LI.)
Buddy gets shocking news: He has been ruled ineligible for the Meadow-area basketball team, for which he had just agreed to be a full-time player and assistant coach.  It's based on him having grown up in Benson; the county's director of athletics declares he can only play for that team.  Now, his entire career depends on his appeal to the director and the rest of the board.  Also, Popeye reveals his portrait of John Noah, the nearest common ancestor of most of the residents of the Barefoot Family Farm; and his wife Annie unveils plans for the second Ella Nellie Bell Littlebridge novel.
#72 - Feb. 19, 2017: "The Big Project"
Popeye has conducted years of research on all the descendants of local patriarch Miles Vinson "Pink" Barefoot, and now the largest chart ever has been revealed.  The 13 residents find out that they have far-ranging ancestors and descendants, hundreds(!) of them in some cases.  This leads to the recognition of new accomplishments by cousins, among them: Katie Lynn's career as a movie actress, Silas Surles competing in athletic meets against fellow police officers, and Boo Boo's life as a professional lumberjack.
#73 - Mar. 5, 2017: "Use Your Noodle"
(There was no episode the week before due to the 89th Academy Awards.)
Hylton Tripp teaches Brandy a new fishing style called noodling, in which fish are caught with bare hands and reaching into the fish's mouth.  She thinks it is "downright disgusting," but is willing to play along for the sake of the relationship.  In addition: Buddy Wayne wins the appeal of the athletic department ruling and can continue to play for the Meadow Indians in the upcoming basketball season, Popeye and Annie debut as a team in contract bridge, and uncle Oliver's design of the irrigation system for all the local farms earns him recognition from the state of North Carolina.
(Photo of Amanda Barefoot and Jared McLamb courtesy of Ken Tart Photography via Facebook)
#74 - Mar. 12, 2017: "It's Fair Game"
Several family members go to the North Carolina State Fair in Raleigh.  Buddy Wayne takes Ellie and Mildred, the farm's primary source of dairy products, for contest judging and demonstrations.  A case of bovine "stage fright" could cost Ellie in the show cow contest, while Mildred gains her own celebrity status.  But that's nothing compared to Miss Hambone, who is crowned "redneck queen" in front of the largest crowd in fair history.  Finally, Bunky plays "pied piper" as he continues his one-man band career and promotes his new album.
#75 - Mar. 19, 2017: "Ain't No Moonshine"
As part of the clan returns from Raleigh, B.W. sees a new use for all the briar corn he's harvested: Mash some of it up and mix with sugar to create what he bills as a non-alcoholic version of moonshine.  "It looks like booze, it tastes like booze, but it's not booze," he boasts.  However, when he gives it to Hambone to taste, she's not impressed: "This is a sad version of the real thing!"  B.W. is disappointed because he thought 'Bone had kicked the habit.  "I'll keep trying," he insists.  Also, the Barefoots accept a donation of a bush that produces a berry called mayhaw from the Robertsons, who are paying back the family after Hambone had visited them twice, once to tape Duck Dynasty and then a separate hunting trip.  Finally, the family tastes goat milk that Popeye had made during the cows' trip to Raleigh.
#76 - Mar. 26, 2017: "Battle of Legends"
With the battle over B.W.'s eligibility resolved, it's on to a basketball showdown against Bud Strickland and Four Oaks in a nationally-televised game.  This time, Four Oaks wins, but B.W. counts the experience as the most important.  Meanwhile, another clan member goes overseas, as Blake is a rookie on the professional darts circuit and qualifies for the PDC World Championship at Royal Alexander Hall in London.
#77 - Apr. 2, 2017: "Snow Day"

A rare snowfall in central North Carolina closes schools and leads to a fun day with Belinda, Bryson, and all of her classmates.  "I never thought I'd be in a sled, but here I am," Belinda crows.  Meanwhile, Bryson practices his Western act with BB guns and blanks.  Adults are affected, too: Bobby Ray struggles to keep all the farm animals - especially the cattle - warm, and the ladies find all the blankets they've ever made to cover themselves up.
#78 - Apr. 9. 2017: "That's Not My Name"
Belinda calls the entire house in to witness an "emergency meeting" of all her dolls.  There, she discloses that "Little Jill Horner," her actress doll, is just a stage name and that her real name is Anna Maria McMarrmiller.  And that's not all: Anna says she hates acting and got into it only because she wanted the money and fame that came with the job.  "In my heart, I want to stay home, work on my garden, and raise kids.  I am done with Hollywood!"  Buddy Wayne and Bobby Ray are moved by Belinda's story, because that's what their own lives are all about.  In addition, B.W. surprises a radio station's Christmas party with a performance, Annie looks for a dog at an adoption event hosted by her niece Melinda, and Bryson learns how to play basketball and joins the school team.

Gone Barefoot show summaries (re-issue of season 5)

I'm back on track to continue the revised journey.  By this point, you should notice some big changes in the show order.

#53 - Jan. 3, 2016: "Extreme Makeover Meadow Edition"
As this season begins, Popeye's brother Labell, his wife Allene, and all of their children need a new house to replace two trailer parks at which they have lived.  Needless to day, the project is huge and they need as much help as possible to build it. Popeye and Harvey waste no time in planning and building the entire project and dozens of family and friends jump on board in the Southern equivalent of a "barn raising."  Hambone, ever the tomboy, joins the crew that's otherwise all-male.
Meanwhile, Bryson makes his debut playing for the school's flag football team, and Pink and his wife Elinor show off all eight of their children, contrasting their daily lives with those of subsequent generations.
#54 - Jan. 10, 2016: "Move That Bus!"
Labell's new dwelling is finally ready!  There is a huge celebration that brings the extended Barefoot family together again.  B.W. sings and plays guitar, Hambone does an original performance called "Carolina Slappin'," Hambone's friend Bellamy Wood sings a country hit song, teacher Noah Barefoot reads poetry, and cousin Beth serves a huge cake.  "This is better than I ever could have imagined," marvels Labell.  (The entire episode is done as a tribute to Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, which aired on ABC from 2003 to 2012; the episode title has to do with how the finished projects were revealed.)
#55 - Jan. 17, 2016: "Ballroom Blitz"

The house descends on Lena Peacock's local ballroom-dancing school to celebrate the graduation of Brandy and her recital.  She is paired with Hylton Tripp, a man in his mid-20s from Greenville and a graduate from East Carolina University who commutes over two hours - one way! - from his house every day.  Through a video package, we meet Hylton and find out that he has a clear down-home lifestyle away from the dance floor.  Afterwards, everyone celebrates at the house where her parents and middle brother Blake live, about nine miles from where Brandy and Bunky live.
#56 - Jan. 24, 2016: "Indian Uprising"
When Harvey rejoined the Meadow Indians football team two years ago, it was near the bottom of the standings and hadn't won the conference championship in at least a decade.  Now, they take the field against the legendary quarterback Bud Strickland and Four Oaks, the dominant team in the area historically.  The outcome is shocking and historic: Not only do the Indians win, but Blake - the "quiet" brother of Brandy and Bunky - makes his own name by being the winning QB and putting up his best offensive numbers ever!  At halftime, Bunky debuts his new career as a one-man band, and afterwards, Benny - a family cousin - hosts a wild party.
#57 - Jan. 31, 2016: "Time Out for 'Bone"
Miss Hambone's unpredictable behavior causes B.W. to give her no choice but to suspend her from farm work indefinitely!  The last straw came when "Ellie" also got an infection due to B.W. forgetting to milk her; Hambone accepts her punishment, saying she did not have a real excuse.  Before that bombshell came, the Barefoot Boys have their first full performance at a church revival in nearby Bentonville, while the entire Barefoot Mommas' Club - 24 strong! - have a meeting and photo shoot.
#58 - Feb. 14, 2016: "Romantic Roundtable"
(There was no episode the previous week due to Super Bowl 50.)
In a special panel discussion, the couples of the cast speak about how they met, the ups and downs of their relationships, and share video highlights that have not been seen before on the network.  The couples are: Buddy Wayne and Brittany Spears, Bobby Ray and Jennifer, Popeye and Annie, and Beth (a cousin of B.W.'s and Bobby Ray's) and Trey Johnson.  At the end of the show, Beth and Trey unveil their adopted son, Jordan.
#59 - Feb. 28, 2016: "Heirloom"
(There was no episode the previous week due to the 88th Academy Awards.)
The Barefoot ladies complete their biggest job yet: a barn painted with two very large footprints.  It is part of a project underwritten by Johnston County in which most of the barns at family farms are given unique designs with geometric shapes and other elements usually found in quilts.  Also, Labell tries his luck in the famous hollering contest at Spivey's Corner, and Bunky professes his secret love for betaBOOZEbrain, a "clean punk rock" band.
#60 - Mar. 6, 2016: "Super Special"
In a departure, B.W. and Bobby Ray visit the real world to attend Super Bowl 50.  Both of them tied for the win in a National Football League-sponsored contest, so they come to the San Francisco Bay Area together and root for the opposite teams - B.W. the Broncos, Bobby the Panthers.  On Friday, they start with radio interviews, then make it to NFL Experience for fun, games, and rivalry.  At the end of the 50th Mile, they go to Super Bowl City for a wonderful coincidence.  Saturday takes them to a winery in the Napa Valley, then on to the NFL Honors award show.  On Sunday, it's what they've all been waiting for: the game itself.  B.W. the Broncos fan leaves happy; not so with Bobby Ray the Panthers fan as Denver wins 24-10.  (During the game, Bobby wears a GoPro camera for a unique perspective.)
#61 - Mar. 13, 2016: "This Is Progress!"
Former Miss Idealia Brandy returns to Stone Mountain to watch the latest pageant.  There, more history is made as fellow North Carolinian Rae'Janette Leak is crowned as the first-ever African-American winner.  She is overwhelmed by what she has witnessed: "Some years ago, this would have been completely unthinkable.  This is progress, personified!"  In a less serious development, Bobby Ray wears a Broncos T-shirt and a ballerina's dress to the family's weekly post-church dinner, a result of the Panthers' loss in Super Bowl 50.
#62 - Mar. 20, 2016: "Welcome Back, 'Bone"
Proving that even eternity can be temporary (if that's possible), Popeye decides to lift Hambone's suspension as a Christmas present.  He does so over Buddy Wayne's objection, but B.W. is eventually talked into resuming her usual job duties - milking "Ellie" and cleaning out the barn.  Still upset, 'Bone throws more of her free time into rehearsing her body percussion and setting up her new youth ministry.  While that goes on, her mother Annie and the rest of the Mommas' Club hold their next theme party, this time set in the 1980s.
#63 - Mar. 27, 2016: "9/11 Ain't No Joke"
Bobby Ray, Jennifer, and Belinda go on vacation to New York City.  One of the highlights was to visit the September 11 memorial so Belinda could learn more about the tragic events that occurred before Belinda was born.  But Jennifer and Belinda cry together and hug each other, while Bobby can barely hold it together.  Later, they travel to another memorial site, this one in western Pennsylvania honoring the heroes who defeated the terrorists on United Airlines Flight 93 while sacrificing their own lives.  Meanwhile, back home, Ralph and Hambone take publicity photos as outdoors "superheroes" Buck Hunter and Mudgirl.
#64 - Apr. 10, 2016: "King of the Jungle Book"
(There was no episode the previous week because of Easter.)
Bunky, whose nickname is "Mowgli" after the main character in The Jungle Book, becomes the youngest winner in the history of the World Freerunning Tour, with his win in Sydney, Australia.  The entire clan hears about it, congratulates him, and has big plans for when he returns home.  Meanwhile, in the U.S.: Belinda shows off her puppets at Jennifer's old high school in Charlotte, and Harvey gets the full VIP treatment from Ultimate Fighting Championship as he decides whether a MMA career is right for him.
#65 - Apr. 17, 2016: "And I'm Telling You I Am Leaving"
Hambone asks her boss for a leave of absence.  A baffled Buddy Wayne can barely understand it, but she explains that she wants to spend time with one of two "reality TV" families she met in her previous life: the Robertsons of Louisiana (Duck Dynasty) or the Browns of Alaska (Alaskan Bush People).  Hambone ensures everyone that this is temporary and she will return to the farm in a few months.  Earlier, her brother Harvey reveals that he has turned down a possible contract with UFC because his extended family needs him every day.

Gone Barefoot show summaries (re-issue of season 4)

And now, here is my redone season 4.

#40 - Jan. 4, 2015: "Meadow Night Lights"

The new stadium at Meadow School hosts its first game, as the Meadow Indians alumni team takes on the Coats Yellowjackets.  The stadium is named for the Barefoot family, which donates $2 million to the county for construction costs.  Harvey makes his return to football playing for Meadow, while Hambone and Beth are on the sidelines as cheerleaders.  With time running out, "Lil' Jack," one of the cousins of the 13 residents of the house, intercepts a pass to seal the 27-24 win for the Indians.  We also meet Miss Hambone as a cheerleader and Bunky as a member of the marching band.
#41 - Jan. 11, 2015: "Beulah's Place"
B.W. and Popeye take a trip to the location in Meadow that was the site of Beulah Mae Morgan's orphanage; her service and generosity inspired one of B.W.'s hit songs, "The Ballad of Beulah Mae."  (Beulah Mae Morgan was a first cousin of B.W.'s great-grandfather John Noah.)  This show also has a Barefoot Moms' Club themed party, remembering the age of the "flappers" in the 1920s, and Bobby Ray talks about how he deals with working in a slaughterhouse.
#42 - Jan. 18, 2015: "It's Revival Time"
Ralph participates in a week-long special event simulating the church revivals that were common in rural areas in the previous human period.  He speaks to hundreds of people at the Mill Creek Church in Bentonville.  Also on the show, Bryson takes on Belinda in a fruit-picking contest, Harvey begins training for mixed martial arts, and Brittany Spears provides a video update about her daughter Lizzie.
#43 - Jan, 25, 2015: "Beautiful Barefoot Day"
B.W. explains the origin of the Barefoot last name and why going barefoot at all times is important to the family.  Meanwhile, the family overcomes the summer heat by holding a "beach party" on the pond, complete with belly flops, swimming, and playing in the mud.  At night, the family gathers at Bryson's treehouse for the unveiling of the poster that depicts the made-up movie Showdown at Las Positas.  In the “film,” Bryson plays the world’s youngest Western-style sheriff, who protects a town in the southwestern United States from outlaws.  A red carpet leads to the treehouse, which is decorated with all kinds of Western stuff.  Beth, a cousin of B.W.’s and expert baker, delivers a cake to share at the end of the meal, and B.W. and Popeye sing songs typical of those in period serials.
#44 - Feb. 8, 2015: "Life With Popeye"
(There was no episode the previous week due to Super Bowl XLIX.)
Buddy Wayne spends a day with Popeye and all 10 of his brothers and sisters at their home on state highway 50, about three miles from the farm.  They help with chores around the house and at the backyard farm, have dinner together, tell stories, and sing.  Also, Bunky explains and exhibits one of his favorite passions, called either parkour or freerunning; and another of the family cousins, Bret, takes us inside his life as a professional disc jockey.
#45 - Feb. 15, 2015: "Re-Generation"
Bunky, Hambone, and Brandy join dozens of cousins, aunts and uncles at the John Noah Youth Jam, a spin-off "family reunion" with separate events, one for school-aged children and another for teenagers and young adults.  While those of school age hang around the mud pit and treehouse and come home early, the older attendees play cornhole, volleyball, and other party games at a slumber party highlighted by a "lip rock" performance by a group called the Honey Bees, which includes Hambone and five friends.  (A "lip rock" is one in which a large group of performers mouth the words to a popular song with elaborate choreography.)  The show also features businesses owned by two of the attendees and distant relatives of B.W.: cousin Beth's bakery and aunt Ola's photography shop.
#46 - Mar. 1, 2015: "Meet Our Hidden Families"
(There was no show the previous week due to the 87th Academy Awards.)
Ralph, Harvey, and Brenda reveal that they were husbands and parents in their previous lives, and make trips to see them.  Ralph goes to the Batten Farm in Selma to see his wife, Ellender, and their three teenage children.  He recounts his ministry trips around the world and teaches the Batten children how to farm using the traditional methods he learned overseas and at home.  Harvey, who was a husband, father, and grandfather, sees his wife Rena Stephenson and other relatives at their home in Elevation.  Finally, Brenda meets the father of her first child, James Lockamy, for the first time since Bryson was born and eventually died early.  She is surprised but happy to see him, and she is completely forgiven.
#47 - Mar. 8, 2015: "The World Is Waiting"
Brandy and Bunky get the good news: They've been cast for The Amazing Race, CBS' long-standing reality TV series!  As they pack up for the start of the season, Ralph holds a special service to pray for their well-being as they travel and compete.  Brandy admits to high expectations for the team: "If we don't win this season, we'll call it a failure."  But the rest of the clan is not to be outdone: Jennifer begins work on the second book in the Ella Littlebridge series, Hambone turns Halloween into a friends' night out, and Bryson scores his first touchdown in flag football.
#48 - Mar. 15, 2015: "Big Bucks, Double Whammy"
Buddy Wayne, Hambone, Popeye, Ralph, Harvey, and Bobby Ray join nine others in the extended family for Camp Paradise's largest hunting trip ever.  After a day trying to pin down bucks and other woodland creatures, it's time for a huge party around the fire, centered on "bonfire barbecue" and beer.  Hambone tries to make B.W. and Ralph drink, which make them both uncomfortable.  When the day ends, the rest of the party returns home but Hambone tries her hand at belly flopping.
#49 - Mar. 22, 2015: "Here, There, Everywhere"
Harvey makes his debut as a mixed martial arts performer at Smithfield-Selma High School. Brenda participates in the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus at PNC Arena in Raleigh, but first attends "clown college" in Florida.  Finally, Bobby Ray, Jennifer, and Belinda travel to an Army base in South Korea to watch a college basketball game.
#50 - Mar. 29, 2015: "Glory Days"
Buddy Wayne was a point guard in basketball while attending high school, and on this episode he returns to the court.  It's the annual rivalry game against Benson, and as is often the case in a sports event B.W. is involved in, something dramatic happens.  After trailing by as many as 22 points in the middle of the first half, the Indians rally back at the end for the biggest comeback win in school history!  Before that, B.W. watches Brittany Pittman of North Johnston score 61 points, a record for anyone playing in the school gym.
#51 - Apr. 12, 2015: "One Wrong Turn"
(There was no episode the previous week due to Easter.)
Brandy and Bunky appears as guests on an all-female talk show hosted by Brenda, Annie and Jennifer.  There, they reveal that their dream appearance on The Amazing Race comes to an end when they are eliminated after five legs of the 11 that were run.  It doesn't help that another team U-turns them, forcing them to complete both detours.  Brenda also invites pen-pal Lulu Plumpkin on the show to discuss her incredible story.
#52 - Apr. 19, 2015: "Saved by the Bell"
Hambone runs her first pay-per-view as head honcho of Ultimate Championship Wrestling.  It's a night of incredible matches, climaxing with a once-in-a-lifetime finish to the main event match - Big (actually a cousin, Dwayne Hinson) beats One Man Gang after a belly flop from near the roof of the arena!  But this episode also shares the drama she had to endure along the way, both with her promotion and her life in general.  Hambone shares exclusive details about her two failed pregnancies, one a miscarriage at an early stage and another a stillbirth that required a Caesarean section.  She also had a failed trucking business and resorted to having to work as a cook in the food services division of a public school district.

Gone Barefoot show summaries (re-issue of season 3)

As promised, here's what season 3 now looks like.

#27/28 - Jan. 5, 2014: "The Pink Party" (2 hours)
The Barefoot-Johnston County Family Reunion, the official name of the "Pink Party," takes place at the old Barefoot Cemetery site on Eldridge Road in Dunn.  The first hour chronicles the incredible transformation of the 30-acre site to the location of one of the biggest single-family events in the state of North Carolina.  Days in advance, food is prepared, a dozen seating benches are set up around a huge tent, the main dining room becomes a formal ballroom and banquet room, and even the remaining farmland is turned into a simulation of a late-19th century fairground.  The second hour is a parade of characters and a beehive of activity that starts in the morning and goes well into the night.  Popeye upsets the ladies at bunco, two meals - an informal lunch and a formal dinner - are served, some of your favorite characters show their talents, and everyone dances the night away.  And somehow, the cleanup was completed in time for church services the next morning.  But - where did Hambone go?
#29/30 - Jan. 12, 2014: "Bad Bone, Good Girls" (2 hours)
The cliffhanger surrounding Hambone's whereabouts early in the morning of the family reunion is resolved.  It is revealed that she slipped out of the all-ages formal dance without telling anyone else, took off her formal clothes, slipped into redneck gear, and spent the rest of the night with the Camp Paradise cousins in a pine forest behind the property.  After seeing her with bloodshot eyes, B.W. gives her a verbal warning against any further action in the future.  Also on the show, Brandy ends her reign as Miss Idealia and watches Megan Turnipseed (former BMN Superfan contestant) win the crown; the show also honors Tonya McBrookins, a black woman from Louisiana who was allowed to enter the pageant in the 1960s, despite the rampant discrimination in the South at the time; she made the live finale only to be pulled under immense pressure from the region's political and business leaders.
#31 - Jan. 19, 2014: "More Big Doings"
With her time as a beauty queen officially over, Brandy enrolls in Lena Peacock's ballroom dancing school just north of the Peacocks Crossroads junction of state routes 50 and 96.  There, she develops a crush on a boy from eastern N.C. named Hylton Tripp.  Also, Brenda is the special guest speaker at a church the Raynors (her side of the family) has attended for generations.  Finally, Annie puts the finishing touches on her new book and prepares for a tour to promote it.
#32 - Jan. 26, 2014: "Dream House"
The treehouse project has been completed and Bryson excitedly moves in.  The house contains two chairs, a small bed, a workbench, and large spaces for play.  On opening day, Noah invites all the kids who attend the one-room schoolhouse to Bryson's new home.  Before too long, Belinda moves in with her dolls and Popeye launches a TV show from there.  In addition, B.W. ends the season as player/coach on the Meadow Indians basketball team.  Finally, Brenda shares her recipe for barbeque ribs with "all-in-one" sauce.
#33 - Mar. 9, 2014: "Superfan Winner"
(This show followed a five-week suspension due to Super Bowl XLVIII, the 2014 Winter Olympics, and the 86th Academy Awards.)
Brittany Ramos, winner of BMN Superfan, spends five days in the family home, participating in various tasks, activities, and events.  This hour chronicles the week and gives details of season 2 of the reality TV competition.
#34 - Mar. 16, 2014: "Bi Jove!"
Billy Bob and Krista Ribble come in all the way from Texas with a gift for the family: a "bi-horn," which is a hybrid creature combining a bison (commonly mislabeled as buffalo) and Longhorn steer.  The Ribbles have been pen pals of B.W. for some months.  Also, Brenda is in Memphis, TN to do a photo shoot and interview for a magazine, and Bryson and friends use the briar patch for a big game of hide-and-seek.
#35 - Mar. 23, 2014: "You Can Hear the Bells"
Preparations for the renewal of vows are in full swing.  On the groom's side, the usual bachelor party is replaced by a church service and Southern gospel performance.  Meanwhile, the Spears family holds a bridal shower with traditional music, games, and stories of the Ulster-Scot Appalachians before the attendees start the 430-mile trip to North Carolina via traditional methods.  The bride, groom, bridesmaids, and groomsmen all have their clothes handmade, mostly by Brenda and Annie.
#36/37 - Mar. 30, 2014: "The Circle Is Unbroken"
After five years together and four as a married couple, Buddy Wayne and Brittany Raylene renew their vows and hold the formal ceremony they have always wanted.  Their daughter Lizzie serves as the ring girl, Ralph brings the two back into marriage, and Hambone acts up again, pretending to object to the wedding then saying that she was just kidding.  At the reception, the first dance occurs to the music of their hit song "When the Bough Breaks."  The farm house hosts the wedding, while Long Branch hosts the reception.
#38/39 - Apr. 6, 2014: "Together In All Seasons"
In the first hour, B.W. and Brittany take their honeymoon on an eight-day cruise of the Caribbean.  They are welcomed on shore by Bertland McSween, the unofficial king of the region and the mayor of the revived city of Port Royal, Jamaica, and local music star Battimamzelle performs.  For the second hour, the couple take the "Ultimate Christmas Trip," starting at Rockefeller Center in New York City, then visiting a Christkindlmarkt and castle in southern Germany, and ending at the site in Bethlehem where Jesus Christ was born.

Gone Barefoot show summaries (re-issue of season 2)

And now here is what season 2 would look like.

#14 - Jan. 6. 2013: "Checkers or Wreckers"
The premiere of season 2 takes place at the new short-track made of red clay dirt in Bentonville, the town in Johnston County which had been known as site of one of the last major battles of the Civil War.  B.W. climbs into a 1930s-vintage race car and competes against other local drivers in a 150-lap main event.  After a night of beating, banging, and bad tempers, the race ends unlike any other in motorsports history!  We also see flashbacks from a pre-race visit B.W. makes to the Singing Grove in Benson, where his fans celebrated his NASCAR championships and reality-show music competition success.
#15 - Jan. 13, 2013: "Perfect Harmony"
Three of the boys launch a new Southern gospel music singing group, as Popeye, Ralph, and Harvey start the Barefoot Boys.  When Bobby Ray declines to join them, Popeye walks all over the neighborhood to try to find the fourth singer, until Landon Jr. (Alonzo's nephew) says yes, and the group starts rehearsals.  Also, Harvey returns to football by joining the local team of Meadow High School alumni, and Ralph updates work on renovating the church.
#16 - Jan. 20, 2013: "School Daze"
Belinda and Bryson are transferred from the Meadow School to the new family-based Overshot School, a one-room facility located on Meadowbrook Road.  Buddy Wayne drops him off on the first day, and learns more from teacher/uncle Noah and his wife Elma.  (By the way, all 21 students are related to him: his brother, his niece, 11 cousins, and eight aunts and uncles.)  Also, Popeye discovers the dice game called bunco and finds he's very good at it, and .
#17 - Jan. 27, 2013: "Bible Bowl"
TV host Jack Gray brings his classic game show "Bible Bowl" to Ralph's Long Branch church, and Hambone joins some friends for a girls-vs.-boys matchup.  The outcome hinges on a crucial final question!  Also on the show, Annie finds a professional purpose for the house's mud pit and Bunky celebrates his birthday.
#18 - Feb. 10, 2013: "There She Is!"
(There was no episode the previous week due to Super Bowl XLVII.)
Brandy enters the Miss Idealia pageant as part of the Confederate Fall Festival.  Her immediate family (Bunky, parents Daniel and Laurie, and brother Blake), and also her coach Annie, travel to Stone Mountain, GA to watch her compete against representatives of other Southern farm families.  They meet CSA president Lyman Bowling Jr. and his family at the Idealia mansion at which they live, participate in the Harvest Parade, then go into the high-stakes contest.  Brandy wears a one-piece swimsuit despite great reluctance, rocks a homemade gown, and shows off her ballroom dancing skills.  In the end, it all comes down to a very tense moment on stage.
#19 - Feb. 17, 2013: "Welcome to the Family!"
Beth, a baker and cousin of many of the family members, announces that she and her boyfriend Trey Johnson are adopting a son, Jordan.  A party is held to welcome Jordan and many of the 13 are in attendance.  But these aren't the only adoptions, as Melinda - another cousin - finds "forever homes" for many lost dogs.  Meanwhile, Ralph attends a fund-raising for a church charity in Arkansas and meets fellow TV star Willie Robertson.
#20 - Feb. 24, 2013: "Reign on Me"
Brandy performs the usual duties of a reigning beauty queen and keeps a diary along the way.  Among the events she attends are the opening of a new communal farm house at the site of a former military base in Georgia, the World Cotton Picking Championship in Mississippi, and the famed hollering contest in Spivey's Corner (not far from the family farm).  Among the contest entries is James Minson Barefoot, a fourth cousin of hers.  "It's crazy, I just can't get rid of that name," notes Brandy.
#21 - Mar. 3, 2013: "Hunting History"
For the first time, a woman is invited to what had been an all-male ritual: the daylong social hunting event.  Hambone is rewarded for both her earlier effort in the skeet shooting challenge and her interest in the "redneck" lifestyle by tagging along with Ralph, Harvey, and Bobby Ray to go after whitetail deer and "roadkill" animals (e.g. squirrel and possum).  Also, Popeye's brother Labell visits the house with his wife Allene and all 20(!) of their children.  Finally, B.W. and Brenda consent to have a specialist assess Bryson's educational development; they are concerned about delays due to his being reborn as a seven-year-old after he had earlier died in infancy.
#22 - Mar. 10, 2013: "Milestone Day"
Family and friends gather to celebrate the debut of Jennifer's new book, Black Crow in the Window.   As she promised, it combines elements of history, detective drama, and romance.  The case takes place in early 20th century New Orleans; Ella Littlebridge tries to find a local version of Jack the Ripper in the notorious Storyville section as jazz is being created and falls in love with Beau Brummell Young, a handsome mulatto.  Also, the results of Bryson's assessment are in; it is recommended that Bryson drop out of regular school for more instruction at home until he reaches appropriate grade levels.  Finally, B.W. announces that he plans to renew his wedding vows to his long-distance wife Brittany Spears (a bluegrass singer known professionally as Brittany Raylene).
#23 - Mar. 17, 2013: "The Crafty Life"
The Barefoots prepare the house for winter by canning fruits and vegetables that they have gleaned from the farm and the briar patch and making quilts, blankets, and even socks and other footwear (in case being barefoot becomes uncomfortable).  Meanwhile, work begins on designing the treehouse for Bryson, as B.W. and Bryson tell Harvey their design ideas, and the moms assemble Thanksgiving and Christmas crafts.
#24 - Mar. 24, 2013: "The Roots of Man"
To commemorate the start of hunting season, B.W., Popeye, Ralph, and Bobby Ray spend a weekend replicating the hunting and gathering lifestyle that dates back to the beginning of humanity.  They even dress up in loincloths and wear animal bones; Ralph quips that "the only things we didn't see were dinosaurs."  Also, Bryson is re-tested and this time he is allowed to join the other students at Noah's school; and Bunky is taught the "Southern accent" by Hambone and Annie.
#25/26 - Apr. 7, 2013: "Brittany and Buddy: A Love Story" (2 hours)
(There was no episode the previous week because of Easter.)
Here, Brittany Raylene tells her life story about growing up in rural Kentucky with a family of bluegrass performers, how she met B.W., and how they had to elope due to both family's disapproval (the Barefoots due to Buddy's earlier divorce, and the Spears' due to her age).  Now living with their separate clans, the two reunite in North Carolina for Thanksgiving.  By the end of the show, they agree to renew their wedding vows because, as Brittany says, "we all would like the chance to get it right."

Gone Barefoot show summaries (re-issue of season 1)

As promised, here is the revised season 1 show summary list.  I basically took the eight episodes of "season 1" and the first five of "season 2" and put them together.

From this point forward, the idea is that 13 episodes aired per season and that new seasons started with the calendar year.  That is because it was linked to a fictitious TV channel, BFT (Barefoot Family Television, formerly BMN TV), which I "launched" on Jan. 1, 2012.

Episode numbers are for the entire series.  Eventually, they will be numbered from 1 to 91, as in 13 episodes over 7 seasons, 2012 to 2018.

#1 - Jan. 1, 2012: "Meet the Family"
Buddy Wayne Barefoot is raptured into Heaven and goes through the Great Tribulation and Millennium periods.  Once that occurs, he is welcomed to his new home in rural North Carolina by guardian angel Mary Elizabeth "Biddy" McBiddlewhiskers.  B.W. is then introduced to his new eternal family.  In all, 11 people are introduced, but Biddy teases that there's someone else he wants B.W. to meet.  After the usual televised tension, the 13th family member is revealed to be Bryson, B.W.'s stillborn brother, prompting one of the most famous lines in reality TV history: "My Bryson is back!"  A welcome feast and prayer session ends the episode.
#2 - Jan. 8, 2012: "It's Our House"
A tour of the new house is shown, emphasizing the features that make it a traditional rural American house.  Among other things, there is no electricity, running water, or indoor plumbing.  However, a home irrigation system is installed.  We also find that sleep can be uncomfortable in the Barefoot household, as six bedrooms are somehow crammed into a small space and Hambone has to sleep in the barn due to being the odd person out.
#3 - Jan. 15, 2012: "It's Planting Time"
B.W. hand-sows the ceremonial first seeds of the season.  Later, he shows us the barn where there are not only animals, but also primitive farm equipment pulled by mules and other animals.  Belinda and Bryson pluck fruit from the orchards, while Harvey establishes the workshop on the second floor of the dwelling.
#4 - Jan. 22, 2012: "Outside and In"
Brenda, Jennifer, Annie, and Brandy establish the Barefoot Moms' Club for social interaction; they immediately start a quilting club.  Annie also establishes an in-house beauty parlor in which all the makeups, hair treatments, and shampoos are made from natural ingredients.  Also, Bryson and Belinda start school at the Meadow School facility; it's a temporary location while a one-room schoolhouse is planned for them and their relatives.
#5 - Jan. 29, 2012: "Shootin' the Breeze"
When the days' work is done, the dining room becomes the site of storytelling, games, and talent exhibitions as the family makes up its own fun.  At the end, B.W. sings "Poor Ol' Mule" on her guitar and Hambone performs the body percussion that led to her nickname.  Also on the show: Popeye, the family historian, seeks public records from Johnston County to answer questions about the past, and Jennifer shows the skills she learned as a podiatrist.
#6 - Feb. 12, 2012: "Just One of the Boys"
(There was no episode the previous week due to Super Bowl XLVI.)
Ralph, who is skeptical of Hambone's redneck ways, challenges his sister to a contest of shooting a .45-caliber rifle at clay pigeon targets.  The contest has some simple stakes: whoever loses has to wash all the clothes on a pre-arranged day that Brenda has off.  It all comes down to the final shot!  Meanwhile, Brenda finds a battery-powered radio and cassette player to listen to her favorite songs, and B.W. visits Brandon McLamb, his publicist, who lives on a nearby property.
#7 - Feb. 19, 2012: "Worth a Hill of Beans"
At the end of the fall, B.W. grows his first crop of bean blossoms, which aren't really blossoms at all but more closely resembles broccoli.  Flush with that success, he finds wild versions of wheat and corn at a nearby briar patch, which surprises him because he had been told such crops were extinct.  Ralph washes the dishes after his loss the previous week and wears a woman's apron while doing it, and Brandy and Hambone begin to do battle while milking their cows.
#8 - Feb. 26, 2012: "Smellie and Booger"
Belinda has a dollhouse, which we take a look at for the first time.  And what a time for it: the nine-year-old prodigy is organizing a "marriage" of two of her favorite dolls: Sarah Michelle MacSmelliefoote and Benjamin Jeremiah Boogerberger.  It's filled with moments both hilarious and dramatic.  Also, Brandy finishes her first homemade piece of clothing, and a hollering exhibition is followed by a ceremonial hog-killing.
#9 - Mar. 4, 2012: "Branchin' Out"
Ralph purchases the Long Branch church two blocks from the family property, and moves services there.  The opening is attended by all 13 residents as well as dozens of their distant kin and their friends.  The Barefoot Boys perform vintage hymns, and everyone dresses in American colonial-to-Civil-War era costumes.  Also on the show, Hambone comes together with some new friends to play Bible trivia.
#10 - Mar. 11, 2012: "Are We In or Are We Out"
The Barefoot Moms' Club runs its first-ever fashion show!  They are joined by several guests to show off what they have designed.  In the spirit of the close-knit traditional community, the designers model their own clothes as the common room is turned into a runway.  In addition, Bobby Ray introduces us to some of the family's prized farm animals, and Popeye visits the former home of his great-great-grandfather, "Pink" Barefoot; the former cemetery is now his immediate family's home and is used for extended clan and community events.
#11 - Mar. 18, 2012: "It Only Looks Scary"
The Barefoot family celebrates October Harvest and Heritage Day.  It's like Halloween, without the scary parts or Satanic references.  They do dress in costumes and tell stories of how they either died or nearly died during their original time on Earth.  As part of the festivities, B.W., Brenda, Bobby Ray, and Jennifer take a hayride; meanwhile, Bryson marks the day by joining some male classmates in tying up teacher Shirley Mae Crabtree as a prank.
#12 - Mar. 25, 2012: "Giving Thanks"
For the first time, "the 13" celebrate Thanksgiving.  In the largest gathering to date, all of the rest of the immediate families are there, with the glaring exception of Alfred, Buddy and Bobby's father, who unfortunately went to Hell.  The usual elements are there: large amounts of food, storytelling, and entertainment.  We also see Brenda's insider tips on preparing the perfect holiday meal, and Ralph runs his first service at the church he now owns.
#13 - Apr. 1, 2012: "Our First Christmas"
This time, "the 13" are joined by only a few distant relatives and family friends.  All the traditions are observed: special message about the birth of Jesus Christ, a formal dinner, a performance of carols from the Barefoot Boys, and gifts.  B.W., for example, gets a replica NASCAR race car resembling that which will debut in the 2013 Sprint Cup Series season.  To top it all off, Biddy arranges for them to speak to Jesus Himself!

My plan to shut down "Gone Barefoot" and re-organize episode summaries

As I posted a month ago, I wanted to re-focus my efforts on any news related to the Barefoot characters.  So, in that spirit, here is something of major importance that I wish to share:  The Gone Barefoot "reality TV" series I created would now be in its seventh and final season.

I set the debut date as Jan. 1, 2012, and the plan was to create 13 episodes each year.  I have later decided to cut the series off at seven seasons, as seven has traditionally used in the Bible to denote completeness - for example, the seventh day of rest after God created the heavens and the Earth.  Therefore, the series will end after 91 (13 x 7) episodes.

Although I have posted the show summaries before - type in the "Gone Barefoot" phrase in the search box to read them - I realize that I now have to re-organize the episodes so that they fit into 13 episodes each.  I plan to start that process sometime in the next week, and post the new summaries later this spring.

(DVD cover created in Nabawia Oliveira's InDesign class, ABC Adult School, 2013)

Dream Season simulation won't be published

After some consideration, and with reluctance on my part, I have decided that the NASCAR dream season simulation that I am still in the process of finishing will not be made public.  This will be for my own enjoyment and amusement, and for three reasons:

• The original dream season summaries that I created cannot easily be found online.  They were created some nine years ago, and although the forum it was on still exists, I simply don't have the time or effort to find it again.
• I am busy contributing to other websites like the forum spun off from the506 site which covers sports broadcasting (and begun with NFL maps), so I think that should be my public persona for now.  Heck, I have tweeted only infrequently in the last few months, haven't posted on Facebook in quite some time, and haven't created a new YouTube video in three years!
• Most importantly, I want to re-focus any new posts to this blog on the Barefoot family characters.  Oh, since I'm thinking about, maybe the next post should be B.W. standing next to a replica of a U.S. Legends Cars race-car with the vintage Dale Earnhardt #3 look, which I would create by importing an Adobe Photoshop program.  That would be timely, given that Austin Dillon drove car #3 to victory at the Daytona 500 today.

Thank you for your patience and understanding.

NASCAR Dream Season still on hold, won't be posted here - but where?

I've had another change of heart on the NASCAR Dream Season project.  I am far from finished in compiling the information I need.  Furthermore, I have concluded that this blog isn't a perfect fit for presenting it, either.

Right now, I am still trying to calculate the numbers required for the race results, and I am focused on that.  At my current pace of about three hours a day, five days a week, it will take at least two months to complete, ending it just around the start of the Daytona speedweeks to open the 2018 season (climaxing in the historic 60th running of the Daytona 500; tickets available online here.).

Later, I will go back to the race result pages from the last five years to figure out more information I need to write complete summaries.  That will take even more time.

During this break, I have decided that I want to re-focus the blog on direct information and concepts related to the Barefoot family farm characters.  I don't know when the mood will strike in that area, but when it does this will definitely be the place it will be posted.

As for the NASCAR summaries, I have two options:
*I could put the results on a second, separate blog if Blogger allows me to do so for this purpose.
*I could record videos (my Dell Inspiron has a webcam, but I've never used it since I bought it in August 2016) and then post it to my YouTube channel (not updated since 2014).

Thanks for your patience and understanding.

A P.S. to stratonascar: Thanks for your new Google+ account and following me as you looked forward to seeing the summaries.  I know that you live in northern California, and I hope you buy tickets to the next race at Sonoma and enjoy yourself.

Oops! My Dream Season project has hit a roadblock as I start over

It's been a while - the beginning of September to be exact - since I launched my best guess as to who would races and championships in a mythical NASCAR season in which the best of the best drivers in history "compete" against each other.  I ran the simulation - and wrote reports on them - based on a set of rules I put together here.

Unfortunately, those rules turned out to be flawed, leading me to scrap my work and start all over again.

The biggest problem has to do with the stage-racing format that NASCAR began this year in all of its top series.  If you read that post, you noticed that the results of the stages depended on the historical data of all the drivers in those particular races of those particular series.  Many of them had such records to fall back on, but many others did not, and the consequences were obvious in some cases:

• Herb Thomas, a member of the NASCAR Hall of Fame (class of 2013) for his great success in the 1950s, was given an automatic last-place finish in one of the races of the Can-Am Duel at Daytona because his career effectively ended before the track opened.  Per the rules, the only chance he had to make the Daytona 500 in my scenario was to have a fast-enough lap in Sunday's previous qualifying.  He did not, and therefore, he failed to qualify.  Most importantly, the purpose of the qualifying race - to determine who would make the main race among those not yet locked in - was defeated.
• Adam Petty - one of my other full-time drivers in the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series - is locked out of receiving any chance at stage points due to having made one career start in that series. (More races were planned, but he was killed in a race practice crash in May 2000). 
• Joey Logano, Kasey Kahne, and Justin Allgaier similarly had limited opportunities to get stage points due to having few (Logano and Kahne) or no (Allgaier) career starts in the Camping World Truck Series, for which they "race" full time.

So what I will do from now on is to base all race results on the same criteria used for the supplemental statistical data - averages from the five-year period from 2012 to 2016.  Whatever finishing positions were attained by drivers in the same starting positions over that five-year period will be averaged together and the driver corresponding to the position with the best averages will win the stages and the race.  Points will be awarded to the 10 best averages after each stage and to all drivers in descending order at the end of each race.

Playoffs will be conducted under the rules outlined on the original page and the procedures will not change.

This week, I replayed the first nine MENCS races.  While full reports are pending, here is a glimpse based on my calculations:

• Dale Earnhardt unfortunately does not get the Daytona sweep.  He still wins the Daytona 500 and the Advance Auto Parts Clash (the latter is the only race still completely using historical data, as that was available for all drivers), but he falls to third place in Duel race #1.  Jimmie Johnson is the new winner, and Ned Jarrett finished second.  However, had Earnhardt won race #1, he would have finished 18th in the "Great American Race," and would have had to beat the new five-minute crash clock just to get that; he would have been one of 17 cars involved in the "big one" toward the start of stage 3.
• Two drivers earned "perfect scores"; that is, wins in both stages then in the race itself  - Earnhardt in the Toyota Owners 400 at Richmond, and before that, Davey Allison in the O'Reilly Auto Parts 500 at Texas.  Under my original rules, Allison would have received no stage points as he never started there.  In fact, he was not even alive when Texas Motor Speedway opened in 1997; he had been dead for four years at that point.
• Teammates Jimmie Johnson and Jeff Gordon had taken over the championship lead and were separated by just three points.  The key to their success was by dominating the stage points; Gordon was first with 95 points while Johnson was second with 88.  The battle to accumulate race points was very tight.

I plan to replay the Xfinity Series and Camping World Truck Series races next week, and then the writeups will resume shortly after that.  In the meantime, I will delete all the posts reflecting past results.

(Construction barricade picture courtesy Uline)

Where this year's playoff drivers would be during the Dream Season

Believe me, at some point I will return to race-by-race summaries of the season, as "NASCAR goes west" to Las Vegas, Phoenix, and Auto Club Speedway.  But I feel that at this point I have what amounts to more timely information to give you at this point.

The three real-life seasons of the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series, Xfinity Series, and Camping World Truck Series are all well underway with their playoffs.  The MENCS second round will end on Sunday at Kansas Speedway, at which the field will be reduced from 12 drivers to 8.  The NXS second round, which has 8 drivers, is to begin Saturday on the same track.  The NCWTS has also gone from the second round to the third with 6 drivers left standing for the title; the playoffs there resume on Oct. 28 at Martinsville Speedway.

In all, 36 drivers qualified for the combined playoff fields this year.  However, the introduction of all-time greats to the starting fields in all of the series will cause a ripple effect that will cause so many of these to have to seek rides elsewhere.

When the music stops, in what chairs will they sit?  Let's find out.

(Drivers' names are listed in the order of their original playoff seedings.)

Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series

• Martin Truex, Jr. - #1 OneMain Financial Chevrolet in Xfinity Series (Truex won the series championship in 2004 and '05 driving for stepmother- and son Teresa Earnhardt and Dale Earnhardt, Jr.; Dale Jr. himself now owns the team)
• Kyle Larson - #12 Chevrolet in Camping World Truck Series (Larson has won races in all three series; his truck wins have come at Rockingham in 2013 and Eldora in 2016)
• Kyle Busch - #18 Toyota in NXS; he won the 2008 series title in that car prior to joining the Cup series and taking the championship in 2015
• Brad Keselowski - #22 Discount Tire Ford in NXS; he won the 2010 series title in that car prior to joining the Cup series and winning the season trophy in 2012
• Jimmie Johnson - #48 Lowe's Chevrolet; the only one of these 16 drivers to be in the same car, with same owner, sponsor, and crew chief in this simulation
• Kevin Harvick - #2 Chevrolet in NXS; he is another champion of both NXS (2001, '07) and MENCS (2014)
• Denny Hamlin - #20 Toyota (Hisense for most races) in NXS
• Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. - shares #6 NXS car with Mark Martin; another two-time series champ (2011, '12)
• Ryan Blaney - #66 Ford in NCWTS; Blaney was once a series full-timer and held the record for youngest race winner (age 18 at Iowa in 2012)
• Chase Elliott - #52 Chevrolet in NXS; in 2014, he became the series' youngest champion ever, having turned 18 just two months before the Daytona season opener
• Ryan Newman - #7 in Whelen Modified Series; has occasionally raced in the series with four career wins.  I have him going there when a reshuffling of teams ended up with the late Harry Scott, Jr. as owner of the version 1.0 team in what is now NXS; Newman was then "replaced" by Harry's son Brian.  Newman will have a limited NXS series as of the Las Vegas race in and around his modifieds schedule.
• Kurt Busch - #97 Monster Energy/John Deere Ford; "reunion" with former car owner Jack Roush
• Kasey Kahne - #21 Allegiant Air Chevrolet in NCWTS; I had Kahne winning the title in version 1.0 of the truck series; has five wins in six starts in real life
• Austin Dillon - #21 Bass Pro Shops Chevrolet in NXS; won 2013 series title despite having no wins that season; was NCWTS champion in 2011
• Matt Kenseth - #34 Ford in MENCS; was with Roush Fenway Racing in version 1.0, but was cut due to limits as to team size (yet another new wrinkle of version 2.0); RFR retained Martin, Busch, Ned Jarrett, and Jeff Burton
• Jamie McMurray - #42 ENEOS Chevrolet in NXS

Xfinity Series

• William Byron - K&N Pro Filters East Series; he was series champ in 2015
• Justin Allgaier - #19 Ford in NCWTS
• Elliott Sadler - #01 Chevrolet owned by Johnny Davis in NXS
• Daniel Hemric - cut his teeth in Legends cars, so probably ends up back there
• Brennan Poole - ARCA Racing Series, where he won six races and finished third in the final 2012 standings
• Ryan Reed - has experience in both ARCA and sports cars, so he'll find a ride in one of those
• Jeremy Clements - would be another ARCA driver; his 2008 win in that series was his last in national competition before his improbable triumph at Road America in 2017
• Blake Koch - K&N Pro Filters West Series, which he ran full-time in 2009
• Cole Custer - KNPSW, which he ran full-time in 2013 as a 15-year-old
• Matt Tifft - K&N Pro Filters East Series, which he ran full-time in 2013
• Brendan Gaughan - #62 South Point Chevrolet in NCWTS
• Michael Annett - nothing full-time; may jump in for occasional NXS or even MENCS runs

Camping World Truck Series

• Christopher Bell - full-time in dirt racing
• Johnny Sauter - part-timer in series; I have had him in the #23 and #99 trucks for various races
• John Hunter Nemechek - "independent" late model sanctions
• Matt Crafton - #88 Menards Toyota in NCWTS
• Chase Briscoe - ARCA; was 2016 series champion
• Ben Rhodes - KNPSE, which he ran full-time in 2014
• Austin Cindric - I understand he has lots of sports-car experience, so he'll end up there somehow
• Kaz Grala - KNPSE; he was a full-timer there for two years (2014 and '15)

NASCAR Dream Season: Kyle Busch ends disappointing day

The back half of the Atlanta Motor Speedway doubleheader on Saturday, February 24 was the Camping World Truck Series' Active Pest Control 200.  This race was first run in 2004, discontinued in 2012, then restored in 2015.

February 24

Atlanta Motor Speedway

200.2 miles/130 laps (stages: 40, 40, 50)

In the end, the Dream Season version of this event also proved to be the back end of a bummer day for future NASCAR Hall of Famer Kyle Busch, who finished second - again.

Minutes after finishing "first loser" to Brad Keselowski in the Xfinity Series race, he climbed into the #51 Toyota Tundra he "leased back" to former owner Billy Ballew.  He took the lead from pole-sitter Kasey Kahne on lap 19 and hung on through the end of the first stage on lap 40.  Jack Sprague was kept on the track during the break and led the race on the restart.

The first major incident was on lap 48, when James Buescher (2012 champion) cut a tire and took John Wes Townley and Scott Riggs out with him.  Busch won stage 2 as well when the pit stops cycled through.

Stage 3 again saw a new leader when it went green, but this time it was due to Justin Allgaier winning the race off pit road.  However, Busch quickly regained the lead; in fact, he would lead 90 of the 130 laps in the race.

But - and I think you know where this is going - none of those laps were the last one.  That's because the truck Busch drove got looser and looser as the run progressed, enough for Matt Crafton, two-time champion and record holder for most career starts in NCWTS history, to make the pass with seven laps to go.  Crafton would go on to replicate his victory from 2015.

"Frankly, I don't know where it all went wrong for me," Busch would have said afterwards.  "Some things are meant to be, and unfortunately for me this whole day was not among them."

Busch's stage wins were based on three career wins and an incredible average finish of 1.80.

Two crashes on laps 94 and 113 during stage 3 ended the day for eight drivers.

Top 10 after stage 1: Kyle Busch, Ron Hornaday, Todd Bodine, Mike Skinner, Matt Crafton, Bobby Hamilton, David Reutimann, Timothy Peters, Dennis Setzer, Travis Kvapil
Top 10 after stage 2: Kyle Busch, Todd Bodine, Timothy Peters, Matt Crafton, Brendan Gaughan, Ron Hornaday, Mike Skinner, Johnny Sauter, Travis Kvapil

Final full-field results with point totals

1. Matt Crafton - #88 Menards Toyota - 53
2. Kyle Busch - #51 CertainTeed Toyota - 0*
3. Travis Kvapil - #77 SafeLite Auto Glass Toyota - 37
4. Todd Bodine - #13 Ride TV Toyota - 50
5. Kurt Busch - #2 LTi Printing Ford - 0*
6. Kasey Kahne - #21 Allegiant Air Chevrolet - 31
7. Justin Allgaier - #19 Draw-Tite Ford - 30
8. Joey Logano - #29 Cooper Standard Ford - 29
9. Kyle Larson - #12 Georgia Tech Chevrolet - 28
10. Mike Skinner - #5 Edelbrock Ford - 38
11. David Reutimann - #18 Aaron's Toyota - 30
12. Timothy Peters - #17 Red Horse Racing Toyota - 36
13. Darrell Wallace, Jr. - #4 Sirius XM Toyota - 24
14. Ryan Blaney - #66 Blue Gate Bank Ford - 23
15. Ron Hornaday - #33 Smoky Mountain Snuff Ford - 36
16. Erik Jones - #16 Great Wolf Lodge Toyota - 21
17. Mike Wallace - #50 BB&T Chevrolet - 0*
18. Jack Sprague - #7 Red Horse Racing Toyota - 20
19. Johnny Sauter - #23 Allegiant Air Chevrolet - 21
20. Jason Leffler - #83 Tom Johnson's RV/MRN Chevrolet - 17
21. Scott Riggs - #52 Ford Credit Ford - 16
22. Brendan Gaughan - #62 South Point Hotel & Casino Chevrolet - 21
23. Bobby Hamilton - #98 Square D Toyota - 19
24. Reed Sorenson - #02 Young Motorsports Chevrolet - 13
25. David Ragan - #63 Mittler Racing Chevrolet - 12
26. Regan Smith - #8 DAB Construction Chevrolet - 11
27. Dennis Setzer - #44 TMM Chevrolet - 12
28. John Wes Townley - #1 Zaxby's Ford - 9
29. James Buescher - #92 Black's Tire Service Chevrolet - 8
30. Jennifer Jo Cobb - #10 Racegirl Ford - 7
31. Cale Gale - #99 Stone Mountain Park Chevrolet - 6
32. Joe Ruttman - #49 Schwan's Ford - 5

*Driver not eligible for points

Top 8 in points after this race

1. Todd Bodine - 89
2. Matt Crafton - 85 (1 win)
3. Ron Hornaday - 76
4. Timothy Peters - 74
5. Mike Skinner - 71
6. Joey Logano - 69 (1 win)
7. Bobby Hamilton - 64
8. David Reutimann - 62

Race statistics
Pole winner: Kasey Kahne, 177.873 mph
Race speed: 130.397 mph
Margin of victory: 0.402 seconds
Time of race: 1 hr., 32 min., 7 sec.
Cautions: 6 for 29 laps
Lead changes: 7 among 5 drivers

Xfinity Series Rinnai 250 at Atlanta Motor Speedway

In 2015, Atlanta Motor Speedway president Ed Clark launched a new idea for his racetrack: placing both the Xfinity and Camping World Truck series races on the same day.  As it turns out, it's the Saturday after the Daytona 500, meaning that there's another occasion for all three of NASCAR's top series to get together.

Up first was the Xfinity Series Rinnai 250.  The series has raced at AMS every year, once a year, since 1992.  Jeff Gordon - driving the #1 Baby Ruth Ford for Bill Davis - was the winner of that race; months later, he would sign with Rick Hendrick and make his Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series debut on the same track.  Carl Edwards won the 2005 event for his first career win, which he would back up with his first career Cup win the next day - still the only time that has ever occurred.  Kevin Harvick (2013-15) and Kyle Busch (2016-17) are the only race winners in the last five years.

And it was Harvick who was the only leader of this dream race early on; he led the first 48 laps, including all 40 in the first stage (based on his series-high four NXS wins at Atlanta).  Busch took over the lead on the second-stage restart.  That stage had only one caution, as Joe Nemechek spun off turn two on lap 69.  The leaders came down for the pit stops, and there Brad Keselowski beat Busch off, and held on to win stage two.  ("Brad K" has never won at AMS in the series, but his average of 6.17 as of the 2016 race was good enough to be best among all qualifiers.)

Top 10 after stage 1: Kevin Harvick, Matt Kenseth, Carl Edwards, Jamie McMurray, Kyle Busch, Greg Biffle, Ricky Stenhouse Jr., Joe Nemechek, Johnny Benson, Michael Waltrip
Top 10 after stage 2: Brad Keselowski, Carl Edwards, Kevin Harvick, Matt Kenseth, Greg Biffle, Kyle Busch, Brian Scott, Paul Menard, Jamie McMurray, Clint Bowyer

A four-car crash early in stage 3 took out 1996 and '97 series champion Johnny Benson and teammate J.J. Yeley among others.  Keselowski, meanwhile, passed Busch for the lead with 17 laps to go and held on for the win.  However, Harvick's consistent day gave him the most points among all drivers.  Bobby Labonte finished third for Joe Gibbs Racing.

Past champs Austin Dillon and Martin Truex, Jr. were among those caught speeding on pit road, thereby costing them potential good finishes.

Final race results with point totals:

1. #22 Brad Keselowski - Discount Tire Ford - 50
2. #18 Kyle Busch - GameStop Toyota - 46
3. #11 Bobby Labonte - AXE Body Spray Toyota - 0*
4. #2 Kevin Harvick - Hunt Brothers Pizza Chevrolet - 51
5. #7 Geoffrey Bodine - Brandt Chevrolet - 32
6. #60 Carl Edwards - Arris Ford - 48
7. #5 Brian Vickers - Armour Meats Chevrolet - 30
8. #43 Adam Petty - Smithfield Foods Ford - 0*
9. #20 Denny Hamlin - Hisense 4K Toyota - 28
10. #33 Paul Menard - Menards/Dutch Boy Chevrolet - 30
11. #55 Clint Bowyer - Aaron's "Lucky Dog" Toyota - 27
12. #21 Austin Dillon - Bass Pro Shops Chevrolet - 25
13. #42 Jamie McMurray - ENEOS Chevrolet - 33
14. #16 Greg Biffle - Leidos Ford - 34
15. #6 Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. - Roush Performance Ford - 26
16. #48 Randy LaJoie - DC Solar Chevrolet - 21
17. #99 Michael Waltrip - Aaron's "Dream Machine" Toyota - 21
18. #98 Matt Kenseth - Resers Meats Ford - 0*
19. #01 Elliott Sadler - FlexSeal Chevrolet - 18
20. #88 Mike Wallace - Hellman's Chevrolet - 17
21. #1 Martin Truex, Jr. - OneMain Financial Chevrolet - 16
22. #52 Chase Elliott - Emory Healthcare Chevrolet - 15
23. #24 Buckshot Jones - Can-Am/BRP Toyota - 14
24. #87 Joe Nemechek - Leaf Filters Chevrolet - 16
25. #8 Kenny Wallace - MillionThanks.org Chevrolet - 0*
26. #32 Brian Scott -  Shore Lodge Chevrolet - 15
27. #14 J.J. Yeley - Owens-Corning Toyota - 10
28. #39 Rob Moroso - ZombieAuto.com Chevrolet - 9
29. #44 Johnny Benson - Johnsonville Toyota - 10
30. #51 Jack Ingram - RepairableVehicles.com Chevrolet - 7
31. #40 Jeff Green - Nutrition for Life Dodge - 6
32. #78 Bobby Hamilton, Jr. - McLeod Motorsports Chevrolet - 5
33. #0 Sam Ard - JD Motorsports Chevrolet - 4
34. #90 Bill Rexford - Boomershine Auto Chevrolet - 3
35. #28 David Green - WinField United Toyota - 2
36. #4 Jimmy Spencer - FlexSeal Chevrolet - 1
37. #74 Bobby Isaac - Mike Harmon Racing Dodge - 1
38. #13 Ricky Craven - Long Motorsports Dodge - 1
39. #07 Chuck Bown - Sea Life Chevrolet - 1
40. #93 Jeff Purvis - Sieg Motorsports Chevrolet - 1

*Driver ineligible for points in this race
Top 12 in points after this race

1. Kevin Harvick - 100
2. Brad Keselowski - 84
3. Geoffrey Bodine - 73
4. Carl Edwards - 72
5. Clint Bowyer - 62
6. Greg Biffle - 61
7. Kyle Busch - 59
8. Michael Waltrip - 56
9. Austin Dillon - 55
10. Paul Menard - 55
11. Denny Hamlin - 54
12. Chase Elliott - 49

The second half will be in the next post.

NASCAR dream season Daytona 500

Now for the post that you've all been waiting for.

Since the opening of Daytona International Speedway in 1959, the Daytona 500 has become the greatest race in the stock car world, and the Harley J. Earl Trophy perhaps the greatest individual trophy.  A win makes a career; multiple wins make a legend.

The moments make the ultimate highlight reel: Lee Petty's win in the first race, confirmed only by photo finish; the 1976 collision in which David Pearson outlasted Richard Petty; the first national telecast in 1979 and the post-race fight; Ned Jarrett's emotional reaction after his son Dale won the 1993 race; Dale Earnhardt's highly popular breakthrough victory in 1998; Michael Waltrip's first career win on the day Earnhardt was killed in 2001; Kevin Harvick's narrow win and last-lap crash behind in 2007; Denny Hamlin winning the closest finish ever in 2016; Kurt Busch's first win as "old man" Tony Gibson acted like a little boy in 2017.

For the race I'm running, the field includes 20 drivers who have won 43 of the 59 races held to date.  Of those, 12 have won more than once.

I would book Garth Brooks for the pre-show entertainment concert, Carrie Underwood for the national anthem, and as grand marshals I would hire Bill France Sr., Bill France Jr., and Junior Johnson.  The Frances and Johnson were three of the five members of the inaugural class of the NASCAR Hall of Fame.  The other two - Richard Petty and Dale Earnhardt - will drive in the race.

This looks like an awesome race, so let's drop the green flag on this one.

February 18
Daytona International Speedway

500 miles/200 laps (stages: 60, 60, 80)

Mark Martin, who once lived in Daytona Beach, was the pole sitter at 193.021 miles per hour; he went on to lead the first nine laps before Earnhardt's stalking efforts led to the first lead change.  Jeff Gordon passed Earnhardt on lap 16; three circuits later came the first caution when Tim Flock brought a cut tire to pit road.  The next caution came for debris on lap 45, by which time there were four more lead changes.  The lead changed hands twice more before Richard Petty completed a dramatic comeback from 16th to 1st to win stage 1.  (This was based on Petty's seven Daytona 500 wins, more than any other driver.)

A.J. Foyt stayed out to lead at the start of stage 2.  On lap 78, Harry Gant cut a tire and slammed into Adam Petty on the superstretch.  Then Jimmie Johnson spun off turn 2 to cause the race's fifth caution.  A wide variety of drivers led throughout the stage, including Gordon, Tony Stewart, and Davey Allison; however, Fred Lorenzen had a remarkable 46-lap run on fuel and had just enough to win stage 2.  (Lorenzen had an average finish of 6.91, best of all of those in the field with at least six starts.)

Stage 1 top 10: Richard Petty, Cale Yarborough, Bobby Allison, Jeff Gordon, Dale Jarrett, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Bill Elliott, Sterling Marlin, Jimmie Johnson, Michael Waltrip
Stage 2 top 10: Fred Lorenzen, Ned Jarrett, Dale Earnhardt, Earnhardt Jr., Elliott, Terry Labonte, Petty, Benny Parsons, David Pearson, Davey Allison

Lap 144 brought the track's dreaded "big one" in which 18 cars sustained at least some damage.  It began when 1975 winner Benny Parsons lost a right front tire.  When some other cars checked up, they were all brought together into the same narrow spot, with the usual bad consequences.  Among the stars who ended with wrecked cars: Martin, Stewart, Darrell Waltrip, Bobby Allison, Neil Bonnett, Jeff Burton, and Matt Kenseth.  The race was stopped for some 28 minutes.

Once everyone came back, Dale Earnhardt Jr. and then Kurt Busch and Davey Allison asserted themselves as the front-runners.  But on lap 190, Earnhardt used the slingshot to take over the lead for the fourth time - and the last.

On the anniversary of the day he was killed in this very race, I have Dale Earnhardt as the winner of this mythical special event.  What's more, Dale Jr. came home in second place.  In third place was Davey Allison; his crew chief that day would be Larry McReynolds, the same one who led "the Intimidator" to victory in '98.

Kurt Busch and Jeff Gordon rounded out the top five, while Michael Waltrip surprised with a sixth-place finish for a part-time team.  Richard Petty finished eighth, Jimmie Johnson 12th, and Lorenzen came home 19th.

Earnhardt would have been the first driver to win the Advance Auto Parts Clash, his race at the Can-Am Duel, and the Daytona 500 in the same year.

Full-field rundown with point totals

1. #3 Dale Earnhardt - Nationwide Chevrolet - 48
2. #8 Dale Earnhardt, Jr. - Budweiser Chevrolet - 47
3. #28 Davey Allison - Havoline Ford - 35
4. #97 Kurt Busch - Monster Energy Ford - 33
5. #24 Jeff Gordon - Axalta Chevrolet - 39
6. #51 Michael Waltrip - Seminole Hard Rock Toyota - 0*
7. #21 David Pearson - Motorcraft Ford - 32
8. #43 Richard Petty - STP Ford - 43
9. #25 Tim Richmond - Farmers Insurance Chevrolet - 26
10. #11 Cale Yarborough - FedEx Toyota - 36
11. #31 Dave Marcis - Caterpillar Chevrolet - 26
12. #48 Jimmie Johnson - Lowe's Chevrolet - 27
13. #9 Bill Elliott - McDonald's Chevrolet - 34
14. #16 Ned Jarrett - KFC Ford - 32
15. #4 Joe Weatherly - Outback Steakhouse Chevrolet - 22
16. #42 Lee Petty - Kroger ClickList Ford - 21
17. #5 Terry Labonte - Kellogg's Chevrolet - 25
18. #88 Dale Jarrett - UPS Ford - 25
19. #98 Fred Lorenzen - Florida Lottery Ford - 28
20. #78 Fireball Roberts - Furniture Row Chevrolet - 17
21. #2 Buck Baker - Miller Lite Ford - 16
22. #13 Sterling Marlin - Geico Chevrolet - 18
23. #10 Ricky Rudd - GoDaddy Chevrolet - 14
24. #7 Alan Kulwicki - Golden Corral Chevrolet - 13
25. #12 Bobby Allison - Mobil 1 Ford - 20
26. #1 Neil Bonnett - Shell/Pennzoil Chevrolet - 11
27. #14 A.J. Foyt - ABC Supply Chevrolet - 10
28. #27 Rusty Wallace - AAA Ford - 9
29. #15 Kenny Wallace - NAPA Chevrolet 8
30. #18 Bobby Labonte - M&M's Toyota - 7
31. #41 Benny Parsons - Target Chevrolet - 9
32. #38 Tim Flock - Camping World Ford - 5
33. #00 Buddy Baker - Haas Automation Chevrolet - 4
34. #34 Matt Kenseth - Dockside Logistics Ford - 3
35. #17 Darrell Waltrip - Tide Toyota - 2
36. #20 Tony Stewart - The Home Depot Toyota - 1
37. #6 Mark Martin - Valvoline/Walmart Ford - 1
38. #99 Jeff Burton - Exide Ford - 1
39. #33 Harry Gant - Dow Chemicals Chevrolet - 1
40. #44 Adam Petty - Bush's Baked Beans Ford - 1

*Not eligible for points

Top 16 in points (this includes Duel races as well as the Daytona 500)

1. Dale Earnhardt - 58
2. Dale Earnhardt, Jr. - 55
3. Jeff Gordon - 49
4. Richard Petty - 46
5. Cale Yarborough - 45
6. Bill Elliott - 42
7. David Pearson - 37
8. Davey Allison - 35
9. Kurt Busch - 33
10. Ned Jarrett - 32
11. Jimmie Johnson - 30
12. Bobby Allison - 29
13. Tim Richmond - 28
14. Fred Lorenzen - 28
15. Dave Marcis - 26
16. Terry Labonte - 26

Additional statistics
Pole winner and speed: Mark Martin, 193.121 mph
Race speed: 152.853 mph
Margin of victory: 0.339 seconds
Time of race: 3 hr., 16 min., 16 sec.
Cautions: 9 for 40 laps
Lead changes: 28 among 16 drivers

B.W. comments: "This is an awesome thing.  Dale Earnhardt was one of my favorite drivers growing up, and he is part of the family that is the very reason I and so many others watch NASCAR today.  And for this to happen on the anniversary that killed him is sweeter than I can describe.  Even in a small, mythical way, it brings joy to the whole racing world."