All one has to do is to list a few favorite things and make them fit the song. In fact, I'll jump right to the end:
On the 12th day of Christmas, Althea gave to me:
- 12 vintage race cars
- 11 (musical) notes from Blondie
- 10 lovely porches
- 9 trees of plump fruit
- 8-second bull rides (Billy Bob)
- 7 bluegrass masters (Spears Family Band)
- 6 pounds of "pigmeat" (barbeque)
- 5 peanut butter pies
- 4 singing sirens (Barenaked Ladies)
- 3 barn dances
- 2 beautiful babes (Boogerberger twins)
- And a superhero hillbilly!